So here are the new Star Trek action figures that are based off the new movie
Ok I’m not looking for an exact likeness (It’s not like I’ve been waiting for a Chris Pine doll) but this is just boring. They look like Mexican knock-off’s from that exciting science fiction show Star Trik. The shirts look like those itchy wool sweaters you got from your grandmother and were expected to wear even in summer. And what is up with Kirk’s hair, it’s like he got caught in a wind storm. I hope one of the accessories is hair gel. See this is what happens when you let Abercrombie and Fitch design action figures.